Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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