we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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