Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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