so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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