Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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