I hate your face
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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