i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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