Kiss
Puke
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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