would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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