I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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