why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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