I want to walk on stilts...naked
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
