Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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