I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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