he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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