College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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