Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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