I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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