if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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