what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
soo... how was my night?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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