I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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