Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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