We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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