everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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