I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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