Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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