if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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