maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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