He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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