just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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