Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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