Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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