I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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