did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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