I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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