I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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