If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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