Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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