I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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whose ass print is on the piano?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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