Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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