what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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