I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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