You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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