I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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