So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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