I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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