last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
