Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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