Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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