My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She even gives head with a lisp.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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