Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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