Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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