we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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