well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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