your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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