you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i dont even know how to be here
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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