Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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