fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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