covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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