How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
